Okay, yes, Valentine’s Day The day is not in a few weeks. But remember, delivery time is a bit unreliable at the moment, and if you want to get something for yourself or someone else important, you should probably order that order soon.
Fortunately, most of our favorite sellers of sex technology have already started the sale for Valentine’s Day, so not only will you have tons of toys and techniques to choose from, but there are also great offers. We searched the real forest of offers for V-Day and found the absolute best in terms of sex technology, toys, lubricants and gift sets — many of which we presented in our review of Best Sex Tech for Every Body.
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Lelo’s Lily 2 vibrator is designed to stimulate the clitoris, but in our experience it acts on different genitals and erogenous zones. The perfect size to fit in the palm of your hand, with buttons that are easy to reach (and see), it is a great choice for anyone looking for something that is just as much fun to use with a partner as it is solo.
We said it once and will repeat: MysteryVibe Crescendo is one of our favorite vibrators of all time. It is flexible, so you can fold it into different positions (the manual includes several useful examples), and it also has six internal motors, all of which can be activated independently via the included customization app. The built-in intensity modes and patterns are great, but when it comes to customizing individual engines, you can really begin to understand why this toy is an absolute pleasure for everyone, regardless of your genitals.
MysteryVib’s Poco is like a smaller version of Crescendo. It’s a classic bullet atmosphere, but a little bigger. Still small enough to fit comfortably in your hand and discreetly stored, but longer enough to bend and fold like its bigger brother, Crescendo. Flexibility is a pleasant touch and makes it a great toy for phalluses or vulvae.
We-Vibe Sync is a partner vibrator designed for indoor and outdoor use. It is U-shaped and is designed so that the outer part rests on the clitoris, while the inner part presses on the G-spot. For partner play, it is a fun choice, providing vibration to both partners during penetrating sex (whether it be with a toy, phallus or fingers).
Another look at the classic bullet vibration, the We-Vibe’s Touch is a tiny vibrator with a silicone body and a comfortable ergonomic shape. The shape is a real star here, you can hold it in different ways for solo or partner play, and its shape is suitable for use with the phallus, clitoris or other erogenous zone.
Offer plugs and prostate stimulators
Hugo is one of our best choices for anal play and prostate stimulation. It fits snugly against the prostate, delivers deep, murmuring vibrations, and best of all is remote control. Remote control toys are a a lot it’s fun to use with partners, and this remote control is actually motion-sensitive, so instead of pressing a toy control button all you have to do is tilt it until you find the right angle.
Billy is essentially a Hugo plug, but without a remote control. So it is still a great toy for anal play, the perfect size to lean on the prostate of most people. It’s a little big if you’re out of training so be sure to warm up before you jump into the depths with Billy or Hugo.
This vibrating plug has a trick up its sleeve: it generates heat. Comfortable and safe amount of heat, but a fun addition to an otherwise great vibrating anal plug. It leans at an angle on the prostate of most people, and is quite small so it is suitable for beginners. The vibration is a bit weaker than the other plugs on this list, but it feels pretty good, and the addition of a heating element is a fun feeling to experiment with.
Offers for vacuum cleaner toys and stroker
Lelo’s Sona is one of the original suction stimulators. It uses air impulses to simulate the gentle sucking of oral sex, and although it has been on the market for a long time, it is still just as good as the new kids on the block. If you or your partner have a clitoris and you have never tried it, this toy is a great choice.
Sila is another suction toy, but in a slightly different form. Narrow and snail-like, Sila is easy to hold and leans nicely on her clitoris. It has a larger mouth than the Force, with a larger silicone cup around the mouth, and this can give you a more diffuse stimulation experience. Great for people whose direct clitoral stimulation is a little intense, or people who like to engage more on the vulva during sex.
The throw suction toy from Lora DiCarlo is one of the best in its class. We tested dozens of suction / air pulse toys, and Baci is kind of the gold standard. It may be a little intense, even at the lowest intensity, but the suction it provides is amazing for anyone who has a clitoris.
Tenga’s shots are our favorites, of course. This ultra-hate phallus toy has an internal structure that adds another layer of stimulation, but its best feature is the extremely vibrant soft-touch silicone. Paired with a good water-based lubricant, Tenga’s Spinner is an absolute pleasure to use solo or with a partner.
Accessories packages and offers
This gift set includes one of our favorite vibrators of all time, Dame Pom, along with excitement serum and a bottle of water-based lubricant. Excitement serum gives you a kind of tingling sensation, which can be a fun way to spice things up, and a lubricant is great to have on hand. However, when everyone is paired with pomp, an exciting Valentine’s Day awaits you or you and your partner.
Maude makes great sex toys and even better lubricants and accessories. This package of Maude products includes a large bottle of our favorite lubricant of all time, some cleaning wipes and a vibrator. Maude’s Vibe is a super soft, affordable vibrator for outdoor or semi-indoor use (although it’s not narrow enough for anal use, so definitely don’t use it there), and it provides rich noisy vibrations. It’s a great way to start any collection of sex toys, and it’s also a great gift. Maude’s Essentials Bundle is for the same price, but replaces condom wipes.
While this is a pretty small discount, it still pays off and here’s why: You should have a lubricant. If you are an adult who has sex, you should have and use a lubricant, with a partner or solo! Lube is an easy way to elevate any sexual experience. In this way, it is like toothpaste: it is a basic food. You should have it on hand. Even a small discount on toothpaste is a good deal, and I would say the same goes for lubricants. In addition, Lelo premium lubricant is silky smooth and long-lasting and leaves no sticky marks behind.
When it comes to lubricants, if you have and use sex toys regularly, you should also invest in a specially formulated cleaning agent for those toys. Just rinse any toy, spray with this cleaner and rinse once more, and it is ready to work.
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