One morning before work a few years ago, Tabs was inspecting the company’s organic cat grass and catnip farm that encircles the corporate campus. He was just strolling along, as he often did, meowing to himself, when he walked up behind one of the feline farming engineers, an orange and white tabby named Sinclair.
Sinclair mustn’t have noticed Tabs walking up behind him because he didn’t stop what he was doing, and what he was doing was eating the merchandise.
Yeah! He was actually devouring the catnip… without written permission! He was practically mowing it down, chomping huge bite after huge bite. It was a historic violation of the Tabs the Cat Industries Code of Cat Conduct.
Now, on the one paw, Tabs could appreciate how much Sinclair loved catnip, because Tabs himself was a huge fan, but not like this. This cat was going too far.
Tabs cleared his throat to get Sinclair’s attention, who was like, “Oh! Um… yeah, hey. Hello, Mr. Tabs. Uh… I was just testing, because this patch seemed a little… We were really concerned about the weevils? ”
“The weevils?” Tabs asked incredulously.
“Yeah,” Sinclair fumbled. Tabs was tapping his back paw. An awkward silence hung in the air.
Sinclair was clearly nervous, and his eyes were darting all over the place. He was actually trying to replant some of the broken catnip stalks back in the ground.
Anyway, even though it pained Tabs to have to do it, he fired Sinclair following a full and fair investigation. The company just couldn’t have its own employees eating all the merchandise.
Ever since Tabs crossed the Rainbow Bridge, Rosie has taken up the reins as the company’s Chief Horticulturist, and by all accounts she’s been doing a great job. Our catnip, cat grass and Zinnia yields are off the charts!
It’s almost time for the spring planting, and this morning Rosie and I did a full inspection of the grounds.
Everything looks ready to go.
Hopefully this year is a bumper crop.
If we have a good season, Rosie wants to add 20 pounds of fresh cat grass to every employee bonus. 😺
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,